The panoramic view of Sanya from Haikou to Sanya
east on Boao, Xinglong Botanical Garden and the three main attractions of Monkey Island, if you break one night in Haikou, starting early morning hours in the day, traveled around the three in the evening arrived in Sanya, Xinglong Botanical Gardens and the Monkey Island is a more worthwhile place to go, Xinglong Botanical Garden allows us to understand the unique tropical plant, so that will not be pointing the way to what is called coconut, to the back of the journey more interesting . botanical garden scenery, national 4A level, which alone, without much introduction. where you can taste the special tropical fruits such as durian and jackfruit, here are filled with small portions, if acceptable to the taste of this special Sanya can buy some more taste. good tea here, I like, buy some give as gifts and are good for personal use.
Monkey Monkey Island is relatively tame, to the Monkey Island is the only cross-cable Trihexyphenidyl Road, on the island if the kids can tour the island many of the tour guides will explain the habits of the monkeys, it is interesting. where the fare is more expensive, no student discount. not worth the Boao, dirty water, sediment coarse, more unique is the mouth of the river, Hohai at the same time on both sides of foot, very impressive site of Boao. If time is loose, or go to one, do not leave a little regret.
after Sanya Sanya is divided into east and west main line of sights, three bays. Wuzhizhou East is the West line of the West Island, ends of the earth (the old version of the RMB on the back of the landscape plan Eryuan m Southern pillar here), Nanshan and the size of the Cave to Sanya Bay Sanya City is located as the center, so the East China Sea and the Bay in its east, Luhuitou in the East China Sea and the boundary between Sanya Bay.
Wuzhizhou, West Island and Island boundaries are the same type of spots, the feeling can go to one, I just went to the Wuzhizhou, beauty not more than that, leaving you to discover and marvel it. ends of the earth is a place where many people do not, But I think in addition to the concentric lock Huangshan outside this should be another place to express love, so the lovers or to go. Here on the rocks by the sea photo is good, because people usually take pictures at the beach will seem small, Here you can shoot a blue elephant floating in the scenery beautiful.
Nanshan is where many people can not not go, in fact, not just the temple here, is a huge waterfront gardens, and fine Tree House, where the vegetarian is also good. Here the angle of view of the sea is very good, do not see a great pity. size Cave, near its Nanshan,
three Sanya Bay are good, but can not see to the beautiful sunrise over the sea, so be sure to go watch the sunset in Sanya Bay, Sanya Bay, many of the sewage outfall, which is where the municipal government should be improved, not only is the construction of the beautiful Coconut Dream Corridor, otherwise such a beautiful Gulf real pity. where gentle waves, beach stretch, catching small crabs good to open off-road vehicles on the beach even more cool, especially the feeling of the sea to stir the wheels better. Yalong Bay in the East China Sea and the same characteristics, are is a better play waves at the beach, compared with the Bay, the East China Sea water quality, beach are a little less, but here the price of all aspects are a little cheaper than the Bay, you can choose according to their own circumstances one on the line. of course If you've been Wuzhizhou, they will not regret that have not been to Yalong Bay.
Bay Shell Museum and Butterfly are two attractions here is a good eye-opener, of course, fares are not cheap two Fortunately, a student discount.
circuit arrangement can be Boao, Xinglong Botanical Gardens, Monkey Island and the boundaries of islands divided into Haikou to Sanya on the east, close to Monkey Island from Sanya, if time is tight to get to Sanya then go here, if the boundaries have been to two other islands did not have to go to the island. to Sanya, two days after things go in both directions, the evening went to Sanya Bay sunset.
Sanya traffic out of the Liberal < br> Air
Sanya Phoenix International Airport 20 kilometers away from downtown, the airport bus directly to Sanya Bay, the East China Sea, fares 20 yuan, if the taxi ride to Sanya Bay, about 30 million, the East China Sea about 50 million, Asia Longwan about 100 yuan.
Highway
from Haikou to Sanya, Haikou, South China Sea Road Bus Terminal (South Station) in the province of Steam Express (air chair, VCD, air conditioning) every 20 minutes, three hours can be up. Sanya bus station in the liberation of Road, every 20 minutes, start to the sea. Haikou airport taxi to the bus station about 50 yuan, the airport TAXI drivers hate)
city traffic
Taxi < br> Sanya taxi lot, and very convenient, do not play table 5 yuan to get to any place downtown, but the price of attractions and drivers to discuss the matter. Urban 5 yuan, 10 yuan to the East China Sea (usually 7 million), to the Yalong Bay 30-40 yuan, the price in advance and need to talk about a good driver. (to play table lose out, but do not be cheap to do free car, will be very sorry.
bus
2-way main city of Sanya, Yalong Bay 4 and to the direction of the three bus lines, 2 of them, 4-way fare is 2 yuan, 5 yuan fare Bay direction. (now double-decker tour bus , very good, can be considered)
three and two
Morocco there are many private illegal Sanya three rounds and two friction, and if they are Department of Transportation or the traffic police checks, passengers will be ignored security run around, and even the phenomenon of leaving the passengers, it is recommended not to fly. And, now does not allow three-wheeled motorized Sanya city driving, so do not ask visitors to the city, with Morocco three passengers. (Do not consider this way, because it is cheap and convenient taxi)
Car
in Sanya, if you want to play more comfortable, you can rent a car. Sanya hotels generally offer car rental services, car rental price list has a lobby for reference (but the price will be more expensive). In addition there are many companies that offer car rental services, these companies can be qualified in the case of comparing prices before making a decision
5,000 rental deposit required, along with identity cards , a return ticket and driver's license on it. all roads including highways do not fare, no maintenance fees, are reflected in the cost of gasoline. (deposit in the 20 future also, a bit of trouble)
CAR Recommended: Sanya I am afraid to open convertible is the most suitable for the city, the rental car, to Sanya, a famous coastal road ride to Coconut Dream Corridor. along the road running from south to north, along the way to listen to the sound of waves lapping the shore, breathing fresh sea breeze, the venue for King to enjoy the sea view, is very pleasant. Boulevard has links to Sanya Bay, about 30 minutes from start to finish, and some seafood stalls along the way, resorts, tired to eat and enjoy.
full set housing, if you consider the next charter tourism, service providers usually provide free airport pick up, so the best think carefully before booking, as long as travel plans, together, is still very cost-effective . If their own travel, experience is on the line to the ends of the earth 3 per bus fare is cheap, if you can do to go to Nanshan bus 8. also a taxi to the price of 35 yuan for Kandao, you can come back from the Nanshan and those who return empty back to Sanya bargain. If you go to pull the driver to play West Island, you can go, but the price to be negotiated.
Wuzhizhou if you're going to play can be ordered from the Tour of Hainan sets of network votes, so they will transfer you free of charge, save a lot of money the car. If you live in the Bay, then you live in the urban area back to the hotel may offer a free car or to the airport, and courteous service.
play the bargain, the East China Sea - Urban 10 yuan, 5 yuan City, Yalong Bay - 20-35 per city, the city - the airport 25-35 yuan.
we are basically in Sanya ride the bus, 2, 4, 202 or something, cheap cars are many and empty without the benefits of being cheated and ... Anyway, lots of friends
Sanya Bay: urban
General Group Tour not to Sanya Bay, if it is low season and not the weekend, where very few visitors. the beach seems their own. Yalong Bay water is less than clear, but on the clean, Sanya Bay is the best. many of the most desirable is online who praise the sea,
Chak Invincible Sea View! floors higher the better to see the sea, the hotel door is the famous area, two half was 1.3 meters, 1.6 meters in the middle of the rectangle is a morning to sleep late in the afternoon swimming in the evening sitting in the balcony to see the sea, the number of stars at night, very comfortable.
generally less expensive family hotel 60 to-80 element and housing, if it is Monday to Friday, to the room and more, you can also discounted
water project is complete Wuzhizhou, diving should be Wuzhizhou cheapest, and worth a visit. banana : a three-line, need to wear swimsuits or wet, would you flung the sea, but the security, someone to save you, the , 580 Yuan / times, before diving diving instructor will give each person the theory of Professor common sense, breathing in the water training and 0K, direction, bad and dangerous four gestures. even if it does not matter can not swim, dive, when elevator is coach through the device to control. You can also photographed himself in the underwater photo and aquatic animals and plants, the price at 230 yuan / person, shot 24.
ends of the earth: It seems an end to the feeling of heaven and earth. clear water blue sky the same color, Yanbohaomiao, Fan Ying little bit, coconut dancing, strange rocks everywhere, it engraved with Xiongzhi beach, so that the whole area picturesque, beautiful.
the origins of the name of attractions: In ancient times, inconvenient transportation, the area from the Central Plains, is inaccessible wild place, where ancient emperors often as exile This engraved the Legend: Then both were forced to flee here and jump into the sea, into two boulders, always relative. After the faithful to commemorate their love, something which ends of the earth will always go hand in hand
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Two popular books read, write two sentences
I was to write a book in the hope that readers can buy my book to read enthusiastically, so I also bought a more enthusiastic people who read books. I know that a book called books, selling books are selling, and selling the other way things have in common, of course, there are also different. not in the book industry in which people may not know the secret, for me, a little to understand. but still somewhat believe that book reviews, make me do drugs in the text.
two books, not rule out the book reviews I've been somewhat tempted, if it is the other stock, inspirational, business, health, no matter how much noise I was not gonna get it. First, I interested in the cat, two, I am interested in Haruki Murakami.
read the book, the former is a small disappointment, which is a large disappointment.
start with the former, the writing is flat, La wordy wordiness. is his inspirational story of a woman, by the cat for something, tell yourself how to overcome pain, to overcome the failure of the marriage, no good education, but climbed to the post of librarian. tell the truth, I do not like this woman. because between the lines, her cat only use to make every effort to famous cat Dewey , the use of American innocence and good marketing. but she keeps saying that his non-utilitarian. I do not like her. writing is so bad, but also lacks ideas, insights on human nature and human feelings are not smart.
small Dewey Mimi Loo than my home is not smart, you can say that it is usually very general. absolutely not civet class. This book is certainly not useless, so I said, a small disappointment. means corresponding with the great publicity.
latter, Murakami Murakami's book about running. I'm very disappointed the Chinese translation of the book, the translator is particularly disappointed. Wenhui reading in the Weekly a few days ago saw him (the small Shih Wei) crusade against Lin Shaohua (formerly Murakami's translator) of the ; causes and consequences of running a book, but much deliberation, not worth to do it.
reason is that the South China Sea last name publishers and translators who applied, the current most hope is that the facilities, engage in a large forest dispute , to push their books, bought the copyright for the book too much money spent, more the need to sell 50 million books that can be squaring accounts. At present, only just printed the first edition of 100,000. So I do not want out of that force.
materialistic use the word too much, no sense of shame also scolded scolded numerous, thick-skinned people do not care. I can not to explicitly tell you. I talk about learned, good taste, his translation of Haruki Murakami, Murakami popular in China for the role, large enough to have had more than the value of Murakami.
two books, not rule out the book reviews I've been somewhat tempted, if it is the other stock, inspirational, business, health, no matter how much noise I was not gonna get it. First, I interested in the cat, two, I am interested in Haruki Murakami.
read the book, the former is a small disappointment, which is a large disappointment.
start with the former, the writing is flat, La wordy wordiness. is his inspirational story of a woman, by the cat for something, tell yourself how to overcome pain, to overcome the failure of the marriage, no good education, but climbed to the post of librarian. tell the truth, I do not like this woman. because between the lines, her cat only use to make every effort to famous cat Dewey , the use of American innocence and good marketing. but she keeps saying that his non-utilitarian. I do not like her. writing is so bad, but also lacks ideas, insights on human nature and human feelings are not smart.
small Dewey Mimi Loo than my home is not smart, you can say that it is usually very general. absolutely not civet class. This book is certainly not useless, so I said, a small disappointment. means corresponding with the great publicity.
latter, Murakami Murakami's book about running. I'm very disappointed the Chinese translation of the book, the translator is particularly disappointed. Wenhui reading in the Weekly a few days ago saw him (the small Shih Wei) crusade against Lin Shaohua (formerly Murakami's translator) of the ; causes and consequences of running a book, but much deliberation, not worth to do it.
reason is that the South China Sea last name publishers and translators who applied, the current most hope is that the facilities, engage in a large forest dispute , to push their books, bought the copyright for the book too much money spent, more the need to sell 50 million books that can be squaring accounts. At present, only just printed the first edition of 100,000. So I do not want out of that force.
materialistic use the word too much, no sense of shame also scolded scolded numerous, thick-skinned people do not care. I can not to explicitly tell you. I talk about learned, good taste, his translation of Haruki Murakami, Murakami popular in China for the role, large enough to have had more than the value of Murakami.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Adds a new member of the school long-distance running
Today is our first time since the opening of long-distance running, and our long-distance running in winter, like the first time, we very excited, in addition to our reasons for the resumption of the long-distance running events, there is a very important is that we added a new partner, We are all fifth-grade school students have joined the ranks of distance running in winter were coming. today under the leadership of the white teachers, we have two classes ran the two kilometers of the journey together. Although some students did not finish the fifth grade all the journey, but we understand very well, no one laugh at them, but more is to give them encouragement, give them confidence and encourage them to persist in long-distance running, to engage in this activity over to practical actions to support our Olympic Games in Beijing this year. this holiday , the students are busy taking pro-door series, life eat well, some students put on weight, running up effort, but they insist ran down. One is to exercise, the second is for our agreement on the period (ie, Each student must be in the remaining time to finish the journey every day, except in special circumstances) Of course, this convention is our own doing, but also for the healthy growth of each student can have sufficient energy to complete the learning be. that is why each student only to treat him as one thing. Today we have a good run, with the good start, we will take a good run down, also put together: ; persist in the end, the physical exercise was Bang Bang's.
cream sixth grade writing Deng Li, Bai Guangwu entry
cream sixth grade writing Deng Li, Bai Guangwu entry
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Poor and the simple addition of 5 bad
Chapter VII
Guo Xiao. Hh Guo Xiao Ming.
Su Road? How it? What?
Hhhhhh
you fucking talk!! Not allowed to scare me! Tate's international long-distance fight night over, you think I worried to death ah!
hhhh Guo Xiao, you over there a few ah?
ten at night, how? what insanity you now? did not happen, right?
Guo Xiao hh I am here, hh four in the morning.
hhhhhh
you said, four in the morning woke up and remembered is the one you love, is it really?
****< br> shame , shame shame!
Games in Su Lin Lin Li River Road, complained to make consistent, Guo Xiao-after fierce embarrassment, hh, and dean of the rage of glory ended.
; obediently, gang fights! but also in the presence of myself in the face, which is unknown to the ugly it! want to pit I withheld money ah! now, and discipline officers sprayed into the nose bells, finger one by one point down, , do you have your whole room for me to discipline! Su Road
gauze hoof almost wet myself crying, one hanging on the arm Guo Xiao No. No. days to.
bloody violence is seen lying on the ground the moment the Soviet Union Road, raging from now gradually cooling, dean of students busy seeing Guo Xiao lecture, and everybody Guzhe worry, no one held just over-reaction, the big sigh of relief, it is assumed the revolution Su Road is not particularly cry face, know this hole in the family worthy of consideration for their own future, although he is not understand what little chance to go abroad, and do not know that the hh hey, how Kudachoushen word how to describe it, However, the absolute points.
It did not regret a fist. from the brow, sweet bit, feel a pass howler, who face removal from the list of the wronged guy his mother counted the value of the total.
guy is handsome.
handsome fellow is able to win the unconditional support of women.
a on the road, slender Yu Zhi backbone of big law have poked back, anger cast aside, > s heart, and I see Barbara, his first a punch A field, and then spotted the Soviet Union to step on the road! Guo Xiao block planes, he actually still playing cross! standard, off his body, right hh A crowded room, with temple like Lohan, all of them grim, look chill.
Su Road has been crying no more, hanging on the shoulders of Guo Xiao hiccups, Guo Shun back patting face embarrassing gas, out a positive and friendly smile, Good? simmering sound sour.
just some of the body is also weak, let him sit down. for you do not Tanghun Shui, this I know. not a child now! usually watch all of them very sensible, how simple-minded believe in force, but also solve the problem? internal fighting is more bad behavior! ah? be punished! ; Faculty of Law, Public Lohan rushed to counterattack.
Jin hum, Su Lu Ji Houhou hanging out of half-length, make contributions to it new life again. polite as pie to have to smile, between facial features very similar to the father of two sons watched helpless sigh, long breath, ah? learn a fight.
A tightening of the head field, clutching his brother's arm, not words, Han Han smile, blame me, are I'm not.
Everybody That vaguely aware Tian powerful backing, inside the tube is roughly financial or civil government, and the last stained two brothers of light, all acquitted, leaving only Guo Xiao, so you have something. Guo Xiao shoulders, flashed awareness.
and heard the dean explained, heart hot rolling back to look up to, the Soviet Union in the chair, Waterloo Road, is the delegation Hanamaki it myself, rubbed his fist in the stomach to endure, pain cries of the gas bite Dizhou, the table Rengzhuo a note A field is pulling back his father, while the rest run Internet cafes to play the whole connection, so rush to play with the Soviet Union Road. at the end of messy plus the mm
mm hear Guo Xiao go to Germany, man congratulations.
two Minzui smile, Guo Xiao Su distressed hugged from behind the road, cover his belly warm, Way too tired to throw a somersault on the bed, his hands snake around, hook loop neck live Guo Xiao pull him down, he stretched out his tongue Oh rebels,
Guo Xiao smiled a gentle smile, hand to tightly hold a full Su Road, tongue playing with the snake to fine Hu Amano, cursing stupid teeth you have not seen such stupid stupid.
Su Road and laughed and ate, was under pressure in the body, Kill New Zealand waist, prompting the torch to Shangcuan Guo Xiao mind, then such a tease, I'll throw you directly to the floor dry, believe it or not.
Su Road burn blush tongue dangling Guo Xiao screwed hard chest, severely a few species of strawberry, and brought him up, > Su-Way too crowded, do not yell Do not you glad the old and sick when I was pregnant, Guo Xiao laugh hard cry, throw a towel directly entered, grabbed the soap Lianpan small underwear, and then to clean up the house myself, do not open the door forgot probe back his head, blasted the warning, board, Gripping the slippery piece of earthworm, bath seats are paid, also ran?
Su Road helpless hum, dawdle off his clothes in the locker Guo Xiao, suddenly realized that this is his will to the public bath nude two relative , cries used to wear different kind of cheating will occur as the body to stimulate the pleasure, the clothing off thin waited a long time, fingers slipping play the naked chest, knees, hip instability with the top fear, the Soviet Union in the crowd face the road and steam in the red almost bleeding, bite the dead attracted Xiao Ren Guo, wait for them to go directly to drag a corner kick his ass to work.
Guo Xiao-wide network of people, taking it every friendship brothers to go to a good leader, and quickly caught the last wash Su Road Su Road hand wound is not right, smiling to see the rise of the rise in the steam 氲 Guo Xiao magic emanation of drunk red face, bare chest across the water drops, finger trouble when vaguely like sex line, a flash of the should not place hot hot hot all the hard places should not be hard all the will of the high-spirited, panic threw his back turned to the slippery soap works slowly, Guo Xiao atmosphere was near, the eyes seem to grow back, the man gestures printed in full heart, that he also linger with rub soap, again and again, do not rinse, lather the opportunity in the swirling over the back and enjoy themselves for losing control of the startle. naked body distribution of familiar smell incense in the soap to the heart as a devilish insect, despite the temptation lustful thoughts shameless.
were lessened, leading many out of space, the two Yigai equipment did not see, just like one after contact with non-contact with the red over the young body.
quickly emptied the bathroom, listening to the last one closed the door, grabbed the Su-Lu Guo Xiao, hand him leave the soap to wipe, dawdle King, rubbing the skin did not get a clean break. important task, the Soviet Union Road just felt hot breath ears, hum is heard, a circle bouncing back casual, scolded Xiaojian Guo Xiao grin leather, leaned Wen Zhu and hip associated soft, water column overwhelming Chong, Su Road legs become weak with the sudden, Guo Xiao body leaning backwards, drop fell on his lips, he muttered the mouth, I do not know want to lick to water or want to lick on the Guo Xiao fingertips, ? I can not give you it. to coax, thought I was old child? did not bother me proud you go again!! Su Road, a stiff body, clenched his mouth does not speak.
Guo Xiao as marked by addiction, threw soap, his legs caught in the waist to prevent escape Su Road, is a slap in the hand.
back red.
Su Road slowly shaking, biting his lips dead, eyes wide open to much ambiguity.
Guo Xiao Na Liangdao Honghen daze looking at, does not seem to understand that under their own hands,
atmosphere, the two surfaces for the pair broke each other red skinned, wearing clothes, Guo Xiao Su Road sighed arm held high, wear a t-shirt for him, sorry ah, I have been a head of steam smoked halo the future do not scare you do not force you. Su Road sharpening mouth, nauseating, then Turn around, after all, did not say anything.
out of the bathroom, they have a tacit agreement to go to the hut.
entered the room, just shut the door, grabbed Su Guo Xiao go out into the road bed and threw back the Soviet Union's called pain emergency road clutching his stomach, pulling the belt to be drawn for potential perpetrators who were directly speak unwarrantedly Guo Xiao a hold, a tear just sets The T-shirt, gentle kissing, violence insertion.
thrill and excitement of the prostate was frustrating Su Road sore and hoarse voice choking, Guo Xiao treasure belongs to him a hug over the body, kissed Su Road mouth of the white line, Earned time, he was slapped Qiao Xing, opened his eyes and saw Guo Xiao shining sparkling eyes.
.
tight eyebrow, amused sour painful eyes, look at the table, four points early in the morning, is a burst of vicious turn the hips, Guo Xiao pressure in the back of his tongue way in the Soviet Union kept lingering kiss on the neck, particularly high in the early morning hours of sexual desire, the feeling of love at this time stick to the extreme. . simply can not be all better!
are not immune, do not hum his head straight.
seek scientific truth the result is the school bus to go home next morning, the Soviet Union Road, Guo Xiao whole way down in the body to the end of snoring.
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Guo Xiao go that Sunday, they are simply happy crazy family, the Soviet Union is nothing more Qucourenao, leaning against the bed, turned magazine, out of the window I do not know someone's child to practice piano, a few simple notes over and over again confused Su Road covered with irritability, bitterly so he took the book hit the air. phone rang non-stop, Guo Xiao tumbled a short message Inbox.
. people there would be no such long and short of time, but also a message to squeeze joy, unprecedented standing only no seats.
open the phone over and over again to see the pile of messages, I suddenly felt wrong, looked up and saw the conductor [assuming it is air-conditioned vehicle - -] Nose bridge the fear in front of angry, ferocious stare at yourself.
Su Road has always been accustomed to his aging mother holding palm, which to these two birds by the gas, hold a morning depressed wanton attack, while, the Soviet Union Road Tude face up red, Meng did not think of myself a ticket, Guo Xiao previously been responsible for this, no wonder that non-compliance is not the conductor around the fiery eye, his hooded head, how to look like how deliberate fare evasion, Soviet awkward squad leader know what flawless, try to be brave boast of Xiabulaitai, will light a fire by seeing the nerve. I heard laughter behind him a life-saving spray, a. small stoves have lost even the soul. constantly chang Su Road disagree, little nagging point as you fail, do not do a week with me, like eating live scattered seven-step heartbroken, but tomorrow.
had your day in class, eat, play , self-study.
Originally, the two are not the powerful almost sticky, and now just lost in the late self-study around the time he bought himself that night Xiao side edge to feed the people kiss.
Su Road choke hold in the mouth, What is it there, not to do a week, a flash of God passed.
God this flash, flash to die on Wednesday to declare.
dinner Su-way do not eat all the food, hiding in the corner dining push lightly in a few spoons, anger occur, do not touch a whole to pour light. stomachs did not feed, hungry and wake up early, awkward uncomfortable nest bed over and over again, the Soviet Union Road, jump to get up, turned ferocious chest and found that all light food, and usually Guo Xiao every Sunday to carry large bags pouch quarters reserves, the total thing mom was SU Road, laugh, do not buy the school shop ah? Xiao Guo is now the dead of night only to find the wisdom, at the moment did not dry point Tiandu Zi , who himself did not buy supper, Su Road full stomach hunger into grievances, mysteriously out of dormitory windows open, ran straight to the hut.
opened the door, a cold, the air faintly also keep and Guo Xiao make love the taste, fill not the belly, brought back a flood of thoughts more and more.
Su Road choke tight mouth, readily open the drawer, eye-catching, but still has layer cake!!! Wuhu start to plug the sheep bashing mouth and head, like a little mouse, midnight finally fill the stomach.
warm and, after thinking on lust.
window was dark and tired feeling that the Soviet Union road and think of your early morning wake up already, Now I do not know what time to toss.
open the phone, watching the time display, the Soviet Union a daze the whole way on the screen map out their own eyes, faint, his mouth and choke a choke, and choke a choke, a little frustrated, with some compromise, ; hh Su Road? is not the Soviet way? ;
must not frighten me! A field to pad the hh hh eat, the hungry stomach. put in the second drawer snacks, and quickly go. XX's!!! scare me fun ah! br> Su Road Enliaoyisheng, heart heat jump, stopped at last no longer cover up the words a long time, Guo Xiao stunned snappily, hh Let me count the time difference. > >****< br> trance, flying away for a week.
Guo Xiao Su Road that weekend in the back, but the specific time of uncertainty.
Saturday lunch, Sue aging mother gorgeously dressed along with a handkerchief to pay to go shopping, the Soviet Union felt that her way to buy a lot of fresh dripping on hanai Huaqun not move on and burn through Meiliang Yang.
eating the fruit was lying on the bed read car magazines to see the high spirits. to hear the child spirit shook the Bobcats downstairs, sweetly.
Su Lu on the balcony, and downstairs to the person face to face.
Guo Xiao Sun is a smile face. come out from the throat, cracked lips can only giggle, like a big bust unearthed in maniac balcony, wished he could jump directly to the arms of the man-bashing. Lusulusu Road. > a long while, a fool One finally restored sanity, bent smile Bulong mouth is called, ; II brought luggage straight fool.
a door, the people are like hungry Su Road, a three-year Xiao Baozi, Xiao Guo-bashing his head again and again face to the back, You actually do not even back home. kissing, tongue like a quenching of the drug, stumbled hook for the Soviet way, but gas. clothes thrown to the ground, you quickly on a man his mother.
Guo Xiao laugh and bite, and caught Xiaozai Zi's waist, holding cross hit the bed into the bedroom, the evil condescending smile, the Soviet Union beat up Paxia Road, the wide big pants, spit tongue, vampire-like Tiannong Su Road, neck, you get me the confusion, you get me the dead, you do not get me to stay in Germany, the soul, you wait the subject go die.
****< br> Guo Xiao is a man of the original, just like the whole body of the diamond-studded back, and everybody's eyes envy envy and admire, of course, mixed with a large number of pink love, filled with resentment of the odds Su Road, stay in place at the end of the old order, the desktop next to almost pinch waist Guo Xiao bad, you recruit anyone? me down a few inches of waste you, I will let you hook people everywhere! < br> I did not, Guo Xiao flushed called resentment, we have to talk about materialism, evidence of good young ah is not everything? you dig my heart to see, whenever there is a shadow of others for me to confession when you white out.
Who! who confess who the!
hands around the Soviet way into the soy sauce red face, or feel that you lost. in the end there is no nice food?
without you I could not eat.
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university life, with the nature in itself, the ever fast. love, though secret, but to meet the people filling the heart, honey.
sophomore in late autumn, the weather was cold out there.
day Guo Xiao gathered in the 106 playing cards, and everyone is too bored to play Chase the Pig Landlords upgrade, and a return to basics pumping turtle, Wang Su-signs, the first one to get out and cheerfully painted a turtle and so opened, several circulating on the streets down, Guo Xiao-Zhou Zhao defecate face a defeat.
light, Su Road, fingers, Guo Xiao stick on the lips, mouth and pretend to hum it to do here Guo Xiao secretly open the lips and tongue can detect only two people in the context of the Soviet Union Mill Road Knock Knock nails.
are busy with, ;
people do? wrong, all the cards dropped, leaving only way seemed to be indifferent to the Soviet Union put in Guo Xiao lips fingers, two eyes sticky stick together.
, Luo hot temper could not help but ask first.
fell to the floor with his back bench.
Su Road hand Yi Dou, Guo Xiao-sensitive lips felt suddenly cold Speranskia.
themselves in an quiet, peaceful death like frightening.
! silent smiled, slowly put down the fingers, tear the paper down to play.
Guo Xiao looked at him, eyes intense flash of light, burning to adhere to open Huochu life.
Chapter VIII
Guo Xiao, you may want to know, I really have to decide, and let's fasten the rope to go in the end of a Hei Road, thou wilt never have quiet time.
ah, early recognition. You do good people, and I You have to abandon the hard-working hard halcyon days, you have to commit crimes, murder and arson squatting behind bars I accompany you.
****< br> No one could speak.
can not imagine like an explosion shattered the happy fact.
air of silence more terrible than death, leaving only the Soviet Union Road Xiao heart.
he gazed at the head down, the Soviet Union long eyelashes and beautiful way, to provoke people's halo out of the shadow.
Damn, damn to cut the selfish, Guo Xiao teeth bite on the tongue a Xuepao to pair dead virtue, select from one mind to others under the cross, things started for myself met to hide behind.
photographed a slap in the face, dead hands withhold mechanical action of Su Road, fiercely pressed the keep moving, The eyes stare straight.
Guo Xiao grinding molars, the left thigh hard pinch, ordered his senses, revealing smile if nothing had happened, own decisions and clean up? I picking this turtle. I am partial to find sins. upper lip, Yang bacha back the soft down on the bed, grasping the small head of a puzzled, asked whether the king can reach for it over a coke Luo, bitter drink hit the bottom, ranging from Luo distressed child called ghost cats, and quickly gasped Mazui, column, see in that large group of people around, like a gold ingot with the rush, I'll come to pull its weight, and Ah Tien did not want to join in the fun wearies can be hard for a moment was I dragged Nuejin Han Han hh is beheld in the inside, I did feel strange, his face dead white, dead white, surrounded by people do not know what to say, but look at him is the kind of special hh special Zao Xin, Han Han shook his head down, and stubborn and pathetic. A Field suddenly went mad, so he took the book and ran to throw my hands rushed to go. I pull no room empty, just listen to the sentence he called Fuck! who would make life difficult for you? did not think he does not get better, go in Xinjiang but also changed the whole person, the pale more thoroughly, pay close attention to the collar of his brother, speechless lips livid, and I look wrong, life and death to squeeze in a look that is hh hh break the deadlock.
They took leave under the photo. I have slowly, but how God, the book down until the A field, the only wake up confused, and quickly ran back. The slumped down on the bed did not move, and everybody has to play no greater interest, a chest undetermined origin, angrily threw the card in the ring pops.
Guo Xiao Su Road looking for a path wandering eyes flash ring , where the block where to hide, he seriously have to look to live their own, not a few Now, the Su-Lu to hair, and fiery mouth clenched, eyes and upper vertical affectionate touching, life and death does not lift his head. Guo Xiao Gang sink face, I heard myself shouting outside the school roommate.
sigh of relief, under the table with their feet Henti Su Road, kidnapper, shock may have raised blood gas small stove bass head high, proud of Guo Xiao Lian Qi laughter, provocation in the eyes of the Soviet Union road, the calm of paper torn lips, slowly carefully quartet built box, patted his pocket, this left.
Guo Xiao a close, the Soviet Union Way to climb into bed, lying face bulkhead cover, everyone looks like some senile dementia, agile mind is not up, the hot Luo readily fly as early as Java, do silly mumbling, hh usually looked very strange is unreasonable hate each other either angry hh anything else is to consider for each other, but hh hh hh but always be a brother or a twin ah hh hh and how can it? > can be absent-minded king of the top of the sentence, what nonsense you this? will afford either of two brothers, men roll the bed there is no coherent?
what? Luo Yi Leng, mother of the king can you grasp what is incumbent on me, do not want to trouble happy ah!
Enough is enough, the less one as not a person? not enough excitement we not behold your house? old Yu barely calmed down and tried to mediate, then how to listen to words how harsh Su Road, silent daze staring at the ceiling.
atmosphere of gloom to even the channeling of the mouse can not tolerate the door, feet spread to the next room for a holiday.
awkward and boring until the leaf is called call Jenny Liu Ding dinner be considered dissolved, and everybody low spirits stay up at night, did see figure A field, heard knock on the door, Luo channeling really fast, but it is sadly a door Guo Xiao, eyes around the body in the Soviet Union had a nine road corridors turn, was very tired smile, turned for a moment the book, Ding Yi Leng is able to direct the eyes to Huang Yi's whole family is not touched upon, turning the fire turned the Beiji Gu pain, think of Han Han shy smile looks clean and say hello I'm looking for A Field sent him shoes, think of steaming anger Ah Chong Tian Han Han shouted something I Piping your brother, you and I will. mind coax chaos, simply open the phone pulls out a few dirty joke, a brain child of ancient Guo Xiao where to send, sent to reckon with the morrow morning he would have explosive power, pit mouth to bite it pillow, a bass Yigong tip, had a solid sleep.
wake up next morning, Ah fields or empty beds, distributing Ice cold. In the morning no class, keep our noses quilt skin disease Lanjue Su Road, is comfortable in the When awakened by phone bragging, grabbed the snappily, Su Road Bijin Eye Zhima, why do you give a few strokes of the blood yellow piece up, then point a failure! trouble early in the morning of Pishi none of your small Secretary Sahuan?
other end into the blower air pumping, vaginal silent a long while before ...
Guo Xiao. Hh Guo Xiao Ming.
Su Road? How it? What?
Hhhhhh
you fucking talk!! Not allowed to scare me! Tate's international long-distance fight night over, you think I worried to death ah!
hhhh Guo Xiao, you over there a few ah?
ten at night, how? what insanity you now? did not happen, right?
Guo Xiao hh I am here, hh four in the morning.
hhhhhh
you said, four in the morning woke up and remembered is the one you love, is it really?
****< br> shame , shame shame!
Games in Su Lin Lin Li River Road, complained to make consistent, Guo Xiao-after fierce embarrassment, hh, and dean of the rage of glory ended.
; obediently, gang fights! but also in the presence of myself in the face, which is unknown to the ugly it! want to pit I withheld money ah! now, and discipline officers sprayed into the nose bells, finger one by one point down, , do you have your whole room for me to discipline! Su Road
gauze hoof almost wet myself crying, one hanging on the arm Guo Xiao No. No. days to.
bloody violence is seen lying on the ground the moment the Soviet Union Road, raging from now gradually cooling, dean of students busy seeing Guo Xiao lecture, and everybody Guzhe worry, no one held just over-reaction, the big sigh of relief, it is assumed the revolution Su Road is not particularly cry face, know this hole in the family worthy of consideration for their own future, although he is not understand what little chance to go abroad, and do not know that the hh hey, how Kudachoushen word how to describe it, However, the absolute points.
It did not regret a fist. from the brow, sweet bit, feel a pass howler, who face removal from the list of the wronged guy his mother counted the value of the total.
guy is handsome.
handsome fellow is able to win the unconditional support of women.
a on the road, slender Yu Zhi backbone of big law have poked back, anger cast aside, > s heart, and I see Barbara, his first a punch A field, and then spotted the Soviet Union to step on the road! Guo Xiao block planes, he actually still playing cross! standard, off his body, right hh A crowded room, with temple like Lohan, all of them grim, look chill.
Su Road has been crying no more, hanging on the shoulders of Guo Xiao hiccups, Guo Shun back patting face embarrassing gas, out a positive and friendly smile, Good? simmering sound sour.
just some of the body is also weak, let him sit down. for you do not Tanghun Shui, this I know. not a child now! usually watch all of them very sensible, how simple-minded believe in force, but also solve the problem? internal fighting is more bad behavior! ah? be punished! ; Faculty of Law, Public Lohan rushed to counterattack.
Jin hum, Su Lu Ji Houhou hanging out of half-length, make contributions to it new life again. polite as pie to have to smile, between facial features very similar to the father of two sons watched helpless sigh, long breath, ah? learn a fight.
A tightening of the head field, clutching his brother's arm, not words, Han Han smile, blame me, are I'm not.
Everybody That vaguely aware Tian powerful backing, inside the tube is roughly financial or civil government, and the last stained two brothers of light, all acquitted, leaving only Guo Xiao, so you have something. Guo Xiao shoulders, flashed awareness.
and heard the dean explained, heart hot rolling back to look up to, the Soviet Union in the chair, Waterloo Road, is the delegation Hanamaki it myself, rubbed his fist in the stomach to endure, pain cries of the gas bite Dizhou, the table Rengzhuo a note A field is pulling back his father, while the rest run Internet cafes to play the whole connection, so rush to play with the Soviet Union Road. at the end of messy plus the mm
mm hear Guo Xiao go to Germany, man congratulations.
two Minzui smile, Guo Xiao Su distressed hugged from behind the road, cover his belly warm, Way too tired to throw a somersault on the bed, his hands snake around, hook loop neck live Guo Xiao pull him down, he stretched out his tongue Oh rebels,
Guo Xiao smiled a gentle smile, hand to tightly hold a full Su Road, tongue playing with the snake to fine Hu Amano, cursing stupid teeth you have not seen such stupid stupid.
Su Road and laughed and ate, was under pressure in the body, Kill New Zealand waist, prompting the torch to Shangcuan Guo Xiao mind, then such a tease, I'll throw you directly to the floor dry, believe it or not.
Su Road burn blush tongue dangling Guo Xiao screwed hard chest, severely a few species of strawberry, and brought him up, > Su-Way too crowded, do not yell Do not you glad the old and sick when I was pregnant, Guo Xiao laugh hard cry, throw a towel directly entered, grabbed the soap Lianpan small underwear, and then to clean up the house myself, do not open the door forgot probe back his head, blasted the warning, board, Gripping the slippery piece of earthworm, bath seats are paid, also ran?
Su Road helpless hum, dawdle off his clothes in the locker Guo Xiao, suddenly realized that this is his will to the public bath nude two relative , cries used to wear different kind of cheating will occur as the body to stimulate the pleasure, the clothing off thin waited a long time, fingers slipping play the naked chest, knees, hip instability with the top fear, the Soviet Union in the crowd face the road and steam in the red almost bleeding, bite the dead attracted Xiao Ren Guo, wait for them to go directly to drag a corner kick his ass to work.
Guo Xiao-wide network of people, taking it every friendship brothers to go to a good leader, and quickly caught the last wash Su Road Su Road hand wound is not right, smiling to see the rise of the rise in the steam 氲 Guo Xiao magic emanation of drunk red face, bare chest across the water drops, finger trouble when vaguely like sex line, a flash of the should not place hot hot hot all the hard places should not be hard all the will of the high-spirited, panic threw his back turned to the slippery soap works slowly, Guo Xiao atmosphere was near, the eyes seem to grow back, the man gestures printed in full heart, that he also linger with rub soap, again and again, do not rinse, lather the opportunity in the swirling over the back and enjoy themselves for losing control of the startle. naked body distribution of familiar smell incense in the soap to the heart as a devilish insect, despite the temptation lustful thoughts shameless.
were lessened, leading many out of space, the two Yigai equipment did not see, just like one after contact with non-contact with the red over the young body.
quickly emptied the bathroom, listening to the last one closed the door, grabbed the Su-Lu Guo Xiao, hand him leave the soap to wipe, dawdle King, rubbing the skin did not get a clean break. important task, the Soviet Union Road just felt hot breath ears, hum is heard, a circle bouncing back casual, scolded Xiaojian Guo Xiao grin leather, leaned Wen Zhu and hip associated soft, water column overwhelming Chong, Su Road legs become weak with the sudden, Guo Xiao body leaning backwards, drop fell on his lips, he muttered the mouth, I do not know want to lick to water or want to lick on the Guo Xiao fingertips, ? I can not give you it. to coax, thought I was old child? did not bother me proud you go again!! Su Road, a stiff body, clenched his mouth does not speak.
Guo Xiao as marked by addiction, threw soap, his legs caught in the waist to prevent escape Su Road, is a slap in the hand.
back red.
Su Road slowly shaking, biting his lips dead, eyes wide open to much ambiguity.
Guo Xiao Na Liangdao Honghen daze looking at, does not seem to understand that under their own hands,
atmosphere, the two surfaces for the pair broke each other red skinned, wearing clothes, Guo Xiao Su Road sighed arm held high, wear a t-shirt for him, sorry ah, I have been a head of steam smoked halo the future do not scare you do not force you. Su Road sharpening mouth, nauseating, then Turn around, after all, did not say anything.
out of the bathroom, they have a tacit agreement to go to the hut.
entered the room, just shut the door, grabbed Su Guo Xiao go out into the road bed and threw back the Soviet Union's called pain emergency road clutching his stomach, pulling the belt to be drawn for potential perpetrators who were directly speak unwarrantedly Guo Xiao a hold, a tear just sets The T-shirt, gentle kissing, violence insertion.
thrill and excitement of the prostate was frustrating Su Road sore and hoarse voice choking, Guo Xiao treasure belongs to him a hug over the body, kissed Su Road mouth of the white line, Earned time, he was slapped Qiao Xing, opened his eyes and saw Guo Xiao shining sparkling eyes.
.
tight eyebrow, amused sour painful eyes, look at the table, four points early in the morning, is a burst of vicious turn the hips, Guo Xiao pressure in the back of his tongue way in the Soviet Union kept lingering kiss on the neck, particularly high in the early morning hours of sexual desire, the feeling of love at this time stick to the extreme. . simply can not be all better!
are not immune, do not hum his head straight.
seek scientific truth the result is the school bus to go home next morning, the Soviet Union Road, Guo Xiao whole way down in the body to the end of snoring.
*** *
Guo Xiao go that Sunday, they are simply happy crazy family, the Soviet Union is nothing more Qucourenao, leaning against the bed, turned magazine, out of the window I do not know someone's child to practice piano, a few simple notes over and over again confused Su Road covered with irritability, bitterly so he took the book hit the air. phone rang non-stop, Guo Xiao tumbled a short message Inbox.
. people there would be no such long and short of time, but also a message to squeeze joy, unprecedented standing only no seats.
open the phone over and over again to see the pile of messages, I suddenly felt wrong, looked up and saw the conductor [assuming it is air-conditioned vehicle - -] Nose bridge the fear in front of angry, ferocious stare at yourself.
Su Road has always been accustomed to his aging mother holding palm, which to these two birds by the gas, hold a morning depressed wanton attack, while, the Soviet Union Road Tude face up red, Meng did not think of myself a ticket, Guo Xiao previously been responsible for this, no wonder that non-compliance is not the conductor around the fiery eye, his hooded head, how to look like how deliberate fare evasion, Soviet awkward squad leader know what flawless, try to be brave boast of Xiabulaitai, will light a fire by seeing the nerve. I heard laughter behind him a life-saving spray, a. small stoves have lost even the soul. constantly chang Su Road disagree, little nagging point as you fail, do not do a week with me, like eating live scattered seven-step heartbroken, but tomorrow.
had your day in class, eat, play , self-study.
Originally, the two are not the powerful almost sticky, and now just lost in the late self-study around the time he bought himself that night Xiao side edge to feed the people kiss.
Su Road choke hold in the mouth, What is it there, not to do a week, a flash of God passed.
God this flash, flash to die on Wednesday to declare.
dinner Su-way do not eat all the food, hiding in the corner dining push lightly in a few spoons, anger occur, do not touch a whole to pour light. stomachs did not feed, hungry and wake up early, awkward uncomfortable nest bed over and over again, the Soviet Union Road, jump to get up, turned ferocious chest and found that all light food, and usually Guo Xiao every Sunday to carry large bags pouch quarters reserves, the total thing mom was SU Road, laugh, do not buy the school shop ah? Xiao Guo is now the dead of night only to find the wisdom, at the moment did not dry point Tiandu Zi , who himself did not buy supper, Su Road full stomach hunger into grievances, mysteriously out of dormitory windows open, ran straight to the hut.
opened the door, a cold, the air faintly also keep and Guo Xiao make love the taste, fill not the belly, brought back a flood of thoughts more and more.
Su Road choke tight mouth, readily open the drawer, eye-catching, but still has layer cake!!! Wuhu start to plug the sheep bashing mouth and head, like a little mouse, midnight finally fill the stomach.
warm and, after thinking on lust.
window was dark and tired feeling that the Soviet Union road and think of your early morning wake up already, Now I do not know what time to toss.
open the phone, watching the time display, the Soviet Union a daze the whole way on the screen map out their own eyes, faint, his mouth and choke a choke, and choke a choke, a little frustrated, with some compromise, ; hh Su Road? is not the Soviet way? ;
must not frighten me! A field to pad the hh hh eat, the hungry stomach. put in the second drawer snacks, and quickly go. XX's!!! scare me fun ah! br> Su Road Enliaoyisheng, heart heat jump, stopped at last no longer cover up the words a long time, Guo Xiao stunned snappily, hh Let me count the time difference. > >****< br> trance, flying away for a week.
Guo Xiao Su Road that weekend in the back, but the specific time of uncertainty.
Saturday lunch, Sue aging mother gorgeously dressed along with a handkerchief to pay to go shopping, the Soviet Union felt that her way to buy a lot of fresh dripping on hanai Huaqun not move on and burn through Meiliang Yang.
eating the fruit was lying on the bed read car magazines to see the high spirits. to hear the child spirit shook the Bobcats downstairs, sweetly.
Su Lu on the balcony, and downstairs to the person face to face.
Guo Xiao Sun is a smile face. come out from the throat, cracked lips can only giggle, like a big bust unearthed in maniac balcony, wished he could jump directly to the arms of the man-bashing. Lusulusu Road. > a long while, a fool One finally restored sanity, bent smile Bulong mouth is called, ; II brought luggage straight fool.
a door, the people are like hungry Su Road, a three-year Xiao Baozi, Xiao Guo-bashing his head again and again face to the back, You actually do not even back home. kissing, tongue like a quenching of the drug, stumbled hook for the Soviet way, but gas. clothes thrown to the ground, you quickly on a man his mother.
Guo Xiao laugh and bite, and caught Xiaozai Zi's waist, holding cross hit the bed into the bedroom, the evil condescending smile, the Soviet Union beat up Paxia Road, the wide big pants, spit tongue, vampire-like Tiannong Su Road, neck, you get me the confusion, you get me the dead, you do not get me to stay in Germany, the soul, you wait the subject go die.
****< br> Guo Xiao is a man of the original, just like the whole body of the diamond-studded back, and everybody's eyes envy envy and admire, of course, mixed with a large number of pink love, filled with resentment of the odds Su Road, stay in place at the end of the old order, the desktop next to almost pinch waist Guo Xiao bad, you recruit anyone? me down a few inches of waste you, I will let you hook people everywhere! < br> I did not, Guo Xiao flushed called resentment, we have to talk about materialism, evidence of good young ah is not everything? you dig my heart to see, whenever there is a shadow of others for me to confession when you white out.
Who! who confess who the!
hands around the Soviet way into the soy sauce red face, or feel that you lost. in the end there is no nice food?
without you I could not eat.
* ***
university life, with the nature in itself, the ever fast. love, though secret, but to meet the people filling the heart, honey.
sophomore in late autumn, the weather was cold out there.
day Guo Xiao gathered in the 106 playing cards, and everyone is too bored to play Chase the Pig Landlords upgrade, and a return to basics pumping turtle, Wang Su-signs, the first one to get out and cheerfully painted a turtle and so opened, several circulating on the streets down, Guo Xiao-Zhou Zhao defecate face a defeat.
light, Su Road, fingers, Guo Xiao stick on the lips, mouth and pretend to hum it to do here Guo Xiao secretly open the lips and tongue can detect only two people in the context of the Soviet Union Mill Road Knock Knock nails.
are busy with, ;
people do? wrong, all the cards dropped, leaving only way seemed to be indifferent to the Soviet Union put in Guo Xiao lips fingers, two eyes sticky stick together.
, Luo hot temper could not help but ask first.
fell to the floor with his back bench.
Su Road hand Yi Dou, Guo Xiao-sensitive lips felt suddenly cold Speranskia.
themselves in an quiet, peaceful death like frightening.
! silent smiled, slowly put down the fingers, tear the paper down to play.
Guo Xiao looked at him, eyes intense flash of light, burning to adhere to open Huochu life.
Chapter VIII
Guo Xiao, you may want to know, I really have to decide, and let's fasten the rope to go in the end of a Hei Road, thou wilt never have quiet time.
ah, early recognition. You do good people, and I You have to abandon the hard-working hard halcyon days, you have to commit crimes, murder and arson squatting behind bars I accompany you.
****< br> No one could speak.
can not imagine like an explosion shattered the happy fact.
air of silence more terrible than death, leaving only the Soviet Union Road Xiao heart.
he gazed at the head down, the Soviet Union long eyelashes and beautiful way, to provoke people's halo out of the shadow.
Damn, damn to cut the selfish, Guo Xiao teeth bite on the tongue a Xuepao to pair dead virtue, select from one mind to others under the cross, things started for myself met to hide behind.
photographed a slap in the face, dead hands withhold mechanical action of Su Road, fiercely pressed the keep moving, The eyes stare straight.
Guo Xiao grinding molars, the left thigh hard pinch, ordered his senses, revealing smile if nothing had happened, own decisions and clean up? I picking this turtle. I am partial to find sins. upper lip, Yang bacha back the soft down on the bed, grasping the small head of a puzzled, asked whether the king can reach for it over a coke Luo, bitter drink hit the bottom, ranging from Luo distressed child called ghost cats, and quickly gasped Mazui, column, see in that large group of people around, like a gold ingot with the rush, I'll come to pull its weight, and Ah Tien did not want to join in the fun wearies can be hard for a moment was I dragged Nuejin Han Han hh is beheld in the inside, I did feel strange, his face dead white, dead white, surrounded by people do not know what to say, but look at him is the kind of special hh special Zao Xin, Han Han shook his head down, and stubborn and pathetic. A Field suddenly went mad, so he took the book and ran to throw my hands rushed to go. I pull no room empty, just listen to the sentence he called Fuck! who would make life difficult for you? did not think he does not get better, go in Xinjiang but also changed the whole person, the pale more thoroughly, pay close attention to the collar of his brother, speechless lips livid, and I look wrong, life and death to squeeze in a look that is hh hh break the deadlock.
They took leave under the photo. I have slowly, but how God, the book down until the A field, the only wake up confused, and quickly ran back. The slumped down on the bed did not move, and everybody has to play no greater interest, a chest undetermined origin, angrily threw the card in the ring pops.
Guo Xiao Su Road looking for a path wandering eyes flash ring , where the block where to hide, he seriously have to look to live their own, not a few Now, the Su-Lu to hair, and fiery mouth clenched, eyes and upper vertical affectionate touching, life and death does not lift his head. Guo Xiao Gang sink face, I heard myself shouting outside the school roommate.
sigh of relief, under the table with their feet Henti Su Road, kidnapper, shock may have raised blood gas small stove bass head high, proud of Guo Xiao Lian Qi laughter, provocation in the eyes of the Soviet Union road, the calm of paper torn lips, slowly carefully quartet built box, patted his pocket, this left.
Guo Xiao a close, the Soviet Union Way to climb into bed, lying face bulkhead cover, everyone looks like some senile dementia, agile mind is not up, the hot Luo readily fly as early as Java, do silly mumbling, hh usually looked very strange is unreasonable hate each other either angry hh anything else is to consider for each other, but hh hh hh but always be a brother or a twin ah hh hh and how can it? > can be absent-minded king of the top of the sentence, what nonsense you this? will afford either of two brothers, men roll the bed there is no coherent?
what? Luo Yi Leng, mother of the king can you grasp what is incumbent on me, do not want to trouble happy ah!
Enough is enough, the less one as not a person? not enough excitement we not behold your house? old Yu barely calmed down and tried to mediate, then how to listen to words how harsh Su Road, silent daze staring at the ceiling.
atmosphere of gloom to even the channeling of the mouse can not tolerate the door, feet spread to the next room for a holiday.
awkward and boring until the leaf is called call Jenny Liu Ding dinner be considered dissolved, and everybody low spirits stay up at night, did see figure A field, heard knock on the door, Luo channeling really fast, but it is sadly a door Guo Xiao, eyes around the body in the Soviet Union had a nine road corridors turn, was very tired smile, turned for a moment the book, Ding Yi Leng is able to direct the eyes to Huang Yi's whole family is not touched upon, turning the fire turned the Beiji Gu pain, think of Han Han shy smile looks clean and say hello I'm looking for A Field sent him shoes, think of steaming anger Ah Chong Tian Han Han shouted something I Piping your brother, you and I will. mind coax chaos, simply open the phone pulls out a few dirty joke, a brain child of ancient Guo Xiao where to send, sent to reckon with the morrow morning he would have explosive power, pit mouth to bite it pillow, a bass Yigong tip, had a solid sleep.
wake up next morning, Ah fields or empty beds, distributing Ice cold. In the morning no class, keep our noses quilt skin disease Lanjue Su Road, is comfortable in the When awakened by phone bragging, grabbed the snappily, Su Road Bijin Eye Zhima, why do you give a few strokes of the blood yellow piece up, then point a failure! trouble early in the morning of Pishi none of your small Secretary Sahuan?
other end into the blower air pumping, vaginal silent a long while before ...
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Find a place to put my case
I want to be a school teacher
Case Description:
children into large classes, the obvious become active, and like the feisty, more their own ideas. The children are faced with new teachers, I, the beginning of class disruption behavior also increasing in number, for which I often inviting voice lessons so that they sit tight and do not mess. but basically ended in failure, especially in a few naughty boys, like Wei Wei, do not put I looked down.
day at noon, after lunch, I discovered that Wei Wei and the role of several other children playing the game, everyone scrambled to become a teacher. I Lingji a thought, yeah, the child is in class protagonist, not blindly, like children, like wood and lectures, and have to change the way kids like school ......< br> meal, to start learning early reading from the start I said to the children: Today I call on The most competent children as a teacher, but only if you want to know the baby will read these words. This time the children's enthusiasm to mobilize, and all school very seriously, his eyes kept looking at vocabulary cards, read together with the mouth follow me , no time to chat and children next, there is no space to do a little trick. Even I usually have trouble in the Wei Wei particularly interesting to learn.
basic understanding of the children are these new words, I started to play the role of the game transposed I first call the Wei-Wei to as little teacher, while I sat on his seat taken in the students, looking at his things by the book's them, they seem like kind of model, teaching is also done to good purpose.
Case Study:
teacher in the child's mind is very sacred, which sometimes let the children in the classroom to the teacher when small children are able to mobilize initiative. On the one hand, the children know only learn the skills to teach children when the school teacher, holding this attitude, the children have learned unknowingly to be absorbed; the other hand, when the ; the children will be able to stand on the teacher's point of view, feel the teacher's hard work, especially when children appear under the noisy, disruptive situation, think about yourself is not usually so be it. more empathy for the child, in role-playing games in the bar not only learn, play well, but also develop the way children with empathy to understand others. I am speaking for the teachers, but also a lot of harvest, for example, by when the Recognizing common in the class, I should be on any angle, so that all children can see more clearly, listen more carefully, really serve multiple purposes ah! seems future activities in the more, let the children come a small teacher, in particular, usually more playful and less obedient children, let the children manage their own while the other kids go to class management, and leadership to meet the desire of the child's vanity.
case summary:
naughty is the child's nature, but as long as the child to find points of interest, will be able to play high school more interesting!
plus a mother of a father is equal to a few?
Case Description:
this month, Kindergarten held a half-day event open to parents, and I went to a generation of comparative courses mm Zhang Jia Ye First said: to their mother, so is equal to one. profile in the mother stomach a knife, gave birth to me, so my father plus mother equals three. is varied, totally out of my expectation. in the sense of unexpected and funny at the same time, I had to think about one question: When innocent children so mature? strong words put into the nursery when the child's mind? I think this is a family problem, divorce, the family now too many adults in a fight, or even talking about divorce, will rarely take into account the child is not present, is not suitable.
It is also a social issue, long ago, do not know how many ways of the world. In fact, although the age of the child is still small, but whether they can feel the harmonious human coexistence, is that children are very sensitive to many things.
Wang Han children when to say take her to the hospital, the doctor aunt in the stomach on the profile of the knife her mother, gave birth to me, so my father plus mother equals three. This little guy is born Oh caesarean section.
case summary:
a simple question reflects a lot of things, the child is actually very sensible, a coaching adults, what children can feel, in the family and society, We can not ignore the wisdom of a child Oh!
Case Description:
children into large classes, the obvious become active, and like the feisty, more their own ideas. The children are faced with new teachers, I, the beginning of class disruption behavior also increasing in number, for which I often inviting voice lessons so that they sit tight and do not mess. but basically ended in failure, especially in a few naughty boys, like Wei Wei, do not put I looked down.
day at noon, after lunch, I discovered that Wei Wei and the role of several other children playing the game, everyone scrambled to become a teacher. I Lingji a thought, yeah, the child is in class protagonist, not blindly, like children, like wood and lectures, and have to change the way kids like school ......< br> meal, to start learning early reading from the start I said to the children: Today I call on The most competent children as a teacher, but only if you want to know the baby will read these words. This time the children's enthusiasm to mobilize, and all school very seriously, his eyes kept looking at vocabulary cards, read together with the mouth follow me , no time to chat and children next, there is no space to do a little trick. Even I usually have trouble in the Wei Wei particularly interesting to learn.
basic understanding of the children are these new words, I started to play the role of the game transposed I first call the Wei-Wei to as little teacher, while I sat on his seat taken in the students, looking at his things by the book's them, they seem like kind of model, teaching is also done to good purpose.
Case Study:
teacher in the child's mind is very sacred, which sometimes let the children in the classroom to the teacher when small children are able to mobilize initiative. On the one hand, the children know only learn the skills to teach children when the school teacher, holding this attitude, the children have learned unknowingly to be absorbed; the other hand, when the ; the children will be able to stand on the teacher's point of view, feel the teacher's hard work, especially when children appear under the noisy, disruptive situation, think about yourself is not usually so be it. more empathy for the child, in role-playing games in the bar not only learn, play well, but also develop the way children with empathy to understand others. I am speaking for the teachers, but also a lot of harvest, for example, by when the Recognizing common in the class, I should be on any angle, so that all children can see more clearly, listen more carefully, really serve multiple purposes ah! seems future activities in the more, let the children come a small teacher, in particular, usually more playful and less obedient children, let the children manage their own while the other kids go to class management, and leadership to meet the desire of the child's vanity.
case summary:
naughty is the child's nature, but as long as the child to find points of interest, will be able to play high school more interesting!
plus a mother of a father is equal to a few?
Case Description:
this month, Kindergarten held a half-day event open to parents, and I went to a generation of comparative courses mm Zhang Jia Ye First said: to their mother, so is equal to one. profile in the mother stomach a knife, gave birth to me, so my father plus mother equals three. is varied, totally out of my expectation. in the sense of unexpected and funny at the same time, I had to think about one question: When innocent children so mature? strong words put into the nursery when the child's mind? I think this is a family problem, divorce, the family now too many adults in a fight, or even talking about divorce, will rarely take into account the child is not present, is not suitable.
It is also a social issue, long ago, do not know how many ways of the world. In fact, although the age of the child is still small, but whether they can feel the harmonious human coexistence, is that children are very sensitive to many things.
Wang Han children when to say take her to the hospital, the doctor aunt in the stomach on the profile of the knife her mother, gave birth to me, so my father plus mother equals three. This little guy is born Oh caesarean section.
case summary:
a simple question reflects a lot of things, the child is actually very sensible, a coaching adults, what children can feel, in the family and society, We can not ignore the wisdom of a child Oh!
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Laolv go cycling Sichuan-Tibet 12 - Yinchuan rest
September 8 is rewarding day. From early morning to visit the Mausoleum of Genghis Khan in Inner Mongolia, to the Yulin City in Shaanxi Province along the way, Yulin city, Hun visited the big summer Jingbian County, State Capital Site m Tongwancheng. Jingbian county arrived at dusk.
9 9 Jingbian after breakfast departure from the (westbound) to Yinchuan, Ningxia. Dingbian over Shaanxi soon after entering Ningxia.
the Ming Great Wall in Ningxia area next to the highway. In order to further protect the ancient Great Wall Salt Lake, Salt Lake County for a fence on the ancient Great Wall protection (construction of fences 190,000 meters), the remains much of the ancient Great Wall erected a security barrier.
Ming Great Wall winding in the Salt Lake County, 200 km. This runs through the desert on the ancient steppe rammed earth Great Wall, not because of severe residual disability as people think spectacular .
Salt loess Ben Zhu Ming Great Wall is due to natural and human factors severely damaged, most of them are in ruins. especially the Sui Dynasty Great Wall section, leaving only a few traces.
construction of the Ming Dynasty in the northern region military defense project, known as the wall (later known as the of Jiayuguan, across this Liaoning, Hebei, Tianjin, Beijing, Inner Mongolia, accounting, Shanxi, Shaanxi, Ningxia, Gansu and other 9 provinces and autonomous regions, length of over 6300 km of thousand li. It is now generally refers to the Great Wall that is Great Wall region, Northwest China and the extra-territorial protection of transport links have played no small role.
walking the Great Wall on the highway vehicle and accompanied by the line, you work for the achievements of ancient Chinese architecture and the ancient wisdom of working people proud.
course of history is just history and development of the Chinese nation is stronger now more effort needed!
remember in 2004 we everywhere from Yinchuan to Yanan road, walking very difficult. Today, the territory Ningshan The traffic situation has been greatly improved, a number of highways opened to traffic more convenient.
over the Yellow River Bridge near Yinchuan, we have entered more than 11 Yinchuan city. Yinchuan is the capital of Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region of Xinjiang .2004 MICE When passing the return of Tibet in 2006, when the return trip by car passing Ejina. So, this is just in Yinchuan, the vehicle repair and maintenance of rest.
in Yinchuan bought a small stove, which was the journey, but to send this little cooker on the big handy. In addition, a sleeveless jacket of my favorite lost in Yinchuan, has lost not remember where, made me a good feel bad.
9 月 10 Wednesday morning will continue our journey. < br> (continued) patiently waiting, brilliant at the back.
articles (continually updated):
Laolv order Laolv bicycle cycling take away the Sichuan-Tibet 01m Sichuan-Tibet 22 - Binglingsi scenery Sichuan-Tibet 02m
Laolv go cycling routes and cycling take the Sichuan-Tibet road Laolv 23 - Ferry Yellow River to the Sichuan-Tibet Linxia
Laolv 03m to go off cycling cycle walk Laolv Sichuan-Tibet 24 - Gannan line
Laolv cycling Mausoleum of Genghis Khan Laolv go cycling Sichuan-Tibet 04m 25m Sichuan-Tibet Labrang
Laolv go cycling go Mausoleum of Genghis Khan continued the Sichuan-Tibet 05m to go cycling
Laolv Desert Sichuan-Tibet Highway
06m Sichuan-Tibet 07m Laolv go cycling cycling Yulin
Laolv Sichuan-Tibet 08m to go cycling town sets
Laolv Town station continued to go the Sichuan-Tibet 09m to go cycling
Laolv Sichuan-Tibet sites
Tongwancheng 10m Laolv go cycling 11m Tongwancheng Sichuan-Tibet sites continued to go the Sichuan-Tibet 12m
Laolv bicycle cycling walking Yinchuan
Laolv impression of the Sichuan-Tibet 13m
Laolv cycling Shapotou 14m to go into the Gansu Sichuan-Tibet Sichuan-Tibet 15m
Laolv cycling walking cycle of the Yellow River Stone Forest
Laolv take the Sichuan-Tibet 16 - Yellow River Stone Forest continued to go cycling
Laolv Sichuan-Tibet 17 - Stone wonders of the Sichuan-Tibet
Laolv go cycling 18 - the cattle, 21 - Bingling Temple
9 9 Jingbian after breakfast departure from the (westbound) to Yinchuan, Ningxia. Dingbian over Shaanxi soon after entering Ningxia.
the Ming Great Wall in Ningxia area next to the highway. In order to further protect the ancient Great Wall Salt Lake, Salt Lake County for a fence on the ancient Great Wall protection (construction of fences 190,000 meters), the remains much of the ancient Great Wall erected a security barrier.
Ming Great Wall winding in the Salt Lake County, 200 km. This runs through the desert on the ancient steppe rammed earth Great Wall, not because of severe residual disability as people think spectacular .
Salt loess Ben Zhu Ming Great Wall is due to natural and human factors severely damaged, most of them are in ruins. especially the Sui Dynasty Great Wall section, leaving only a few traces.
construction of the Ming Dynasty in the northern region military defense project, known as the wall (later known as the of Jiayuguan, across this Liaoning, Hebei, Tianjin, Beijing, Inner Mongolia, accounting, Shanxi, Shaanxi, Ningxia, Gansu and other 9 provinces and autonomous regions, length of over 6300 km of thousand li. It is now generally refers to the Great Wall that is Great Wall region, Northwest China and the extra-territorial protection of transport links have played no small role.
walking the Great Wall on the highway vehicle and accompanied by the line, you work for the achievements of ancient Chinese architecture and the ancient wisdom of working people proud.
course of history is just history and development of the Chinese nation is stronger now more effort needed!
remember in 2004 we everywhere from Yinchuan to Yanan road, walking very difficult. Today, the territory Ningshan The traffic situation has been greatly improved, a number of highways opened to traffic more convenient.
over the Yellow River Bridge near Yinchuan, we have entered more than 11 Yinchuan city. Yinchuan is the capital of Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region of Xinjiang .2004 MICE When passing the return of Tibet in 2006, when the return trip by car passing Ejina. So, this is just in Yinchuan, the vehicle repair and maintenance of rest.
in Yinchuan bought a small stove, which was the journey, but to send this little cooker on the big handy. In addition, a sleeveless jacket of my favorite lost in Yinchuan, has lost not remember where, made me a good feel bad.
9 月 10 Wednesday morning will continue our journey. < br> (continued) patiently waiting, brilliant at the back.
articles (continually updated):
Laolv order Laolv bicycle cycling take away the Sichuan-Tibet 01m Sichuan-Tibet 22 - Binglingsi scenery Sichuan-Tibet 02m
Laolv go cycling routes and cycling take the Sichuan-Tibet road Laolv 23 - Ferry Yellow River to the Sichuan-Tibet Linxia
Laolv 03m to go off cycling cycle walk Laolv Sichuan-Tibet 24 - Gannan line
Laolv cycling Mausoleum of Genghis Khan Laolv go cycling Sichuan-Tibet 04m 25m Sichuan-Tibet Labrang
Laolv go cycling go Mausoleum of Genghis Khan continued the Sichuan-Tibet 05m to go cycling
Laolv Desert Sichuan-Tibet Highway
06m Sichuan-Tibet 07m Laolv go cycling cycling Yulin
Laolv Sichuan-Tibet 08m to go cycling town sets
Laolv Town station continued to go the Sichuan-Tibet 09m to go cycling
Laolv Sichuan-Tibet sites
Tongwancheng 10m Laolv go cycling 11m Tongwancheng Sichuan-Tibet sites continued to go the Sichuan-Tibet 12m
Laolv bicycle cycling walking Yinchuan
Laolv impression of the Sichuan-Tibet 13m
Laolv cycling Shapotou 14m to go into the Gansu Sichuan-Tibet Sichuan-Tibet 15m
Laolv cycling walking cycle of the Yellow River Stone Forest
Laolv take the Sichuan-Tibet 16 - Yellow River Stone Forest continued to go cycling
Laolv Sichuan-Tibet 17 - Stone wonders of the Sichuan-Tibet
Laolv go cycling 18 - the cattle, 21 - Bingling Temple
Monday, January 3, 2011
Stop laughing
1: Once a man fishing, caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
Man said: Yes, I ask you to consider a few question it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
br> hh then hung up ..
4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally into the black beans.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go out crying. I cried myself ~ he flew up hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked wept hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Grandma Grandma, I'm not a penguin ah? ; Yes ah, ah you are a penguin, how is it? > wedding day h
a corn corn h
find another asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: Dear, people wearing Wedding of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: ;
Xiao Ming: raise the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming 2!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady sat down car h
the way her mother did not know the way to play with a stick h.
mother ass drivers : Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes the egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fall in on the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch ; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree h later on With owl h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su a ! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing? < br> B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh < br> 18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage is Off
feeling cold in the fridge, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: ; I'm sorry, I'm popsicle. > 21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle professor .
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart Chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Question: Now the business is not good doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: , just graduated, did not find work, really do not have the money hh , I assure you, Allah will not grab one of us! Honey, you have a good lazy Yo, what with which to wash hh on the begging.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes big hundred copy of the true and false.
drunk over snatched the money back: I am looking for a friend in this, and he was blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. Akira walked hh
28: Avian influenza mm are . know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened in the street caught flirting with former girlfriend and the new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: ! It felt like the People's Daily mm as real hh
32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics you?
Sister: Yeah!
Line of Duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I really stepped on the dog blind feces will marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on .. ....< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D What the?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? < br> A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster!! !!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
ants back from the desert home, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day a woman was caught for drug use police, police saw her hand tattoos and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had .. h. A drug that is not fast addict
looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes of the police said
This is hate Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend driving out for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
through the woods, accidentally taken to a gibbon droppings,
kind of apes the apes cleaned differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
gorilla said : Dead fat ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car when crossing the road a bit and yelled: : There is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time found myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins went off again polar bear, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh door, said: Home play ~ more bun ah? ;
46: Little said: color.
48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: the like, said to him: it? pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: !
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
very surprised the other sausages to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: children ran to pick fruits of.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: Apple, because I picked the apples. Xiao Ming stood up but silent.
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah! < br> Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long face what speech!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest, I shouted to a man!
little boy again the next day that woman from the window out of date lay a man,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field ,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
after the bird in the past ..... .
that snow, cold in death ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find sunglasses So crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I was a pandas.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
clearly lost the small car accident again His other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out and walk on hang around for a long time on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
then C saw A look, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: Three The first rabbit only just pull shit
the
second long ball of the
is actually the third triangular
ask it: I Yong Shounie the
66 : When will Taiwan want reunification?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: : see Xiao Ming hit his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of you?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing .
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I'm useless !
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die?
answer: starvation. floating down because too light ~ So take a long time h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! it ran ran forward to fall into the sea.
Therefore, it becomes a the river. Later, he became car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes came to a factory, the result is transformed into children spared, no horse has become a world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: The joke, it was compiled into a class, we call it Tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
acquired, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO , to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a personal encounter God
day is good when God suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
The man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person stand idly by ,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks,
results of a train in the past,
the man was dead.
this Why is it?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! see have your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing, he just kept on riding in the woods turn,
Ma suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran to a lesson panting under a tree, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters spot was scared to death
86: wolves, tigers and lions who must play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror facing the mirror of the talk about the importance; this good side of people familiar ah
B said; is not it? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! I do not know you, ah?
88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer .
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? why we will be talking to?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat white cat
day
cat fell into the water to save it up
white said something to the black cat
`` Q: What does?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
?
small big question: Big Brother, why do we eat shit every day?
big wrote: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu in
Su: ;
93: A monkey eating peanuts before going to be a chance to eat into the bottom.
this manager explained: It has been fed peaches,
results Peach not pull out, scared monkeys fear, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients, two patients still want to escape the mental hospital.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 of the wall Next,
What? the
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance.
Con: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is TV
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo : Daddy, why do we have a thick hoof?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we doing it in the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, have an egg from its ass drilled out
hen: smelly hh br> 99: My girlfriend invited me to her house to watch movies. to her home after,
pen she wrote on the wall film r l word,
watch the two of us to sit on the toilet up.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: What do you unsteadily? Great you have bread?
she said yes, wedding night, the man cried, My God, Want Want a small bread
102: Little said: him: China, white dream Allen, green dream conditioner.
Patient: I go all the dose?
Doctor: You can see Leslie.
104: there is a bun was crossing the road, The results are not careful flattened by a truck, when it looked at his dying body,
it said: Who is the idiot day?
A: Japanese
106: where a nun to the priest confessor: What you call him? The. .
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
Man said: Yes, I ask you to consider a few question it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
br> hh then hung up ..
4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally into the black beans.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go out crying. I cried myself ~ he flew up hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked wept hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Grandma Grandma, I'm not a penguin ah? ; Yes ah, ah you are a penguin, how is it? > wedding day h
a corn corn h
find another asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: Dear, people wearing Wedding of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: ;
Xiao Ming: raise the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming 2!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady sat down car h
the way her mother did not know the way to play with a stick h.
mother ass drivers : Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes the egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fall in on the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch ; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree h later on With owl h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su a ! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing? < br> B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh < br> 18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage is Off
feeling cold in the fridge, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: ; I'm sorry, I'm popsicle. > 21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle professor .
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart Chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Question: Now the business is not good doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: , just graduated, did not find work, really do not have the money hh , I assure you, Allah will not grab one of us! Honey, you have a good lazy Yo, what with which to wash hh on the begging.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes big hundred copy of the true and false.
drunk over snatched the money back: I am looking for a friend in this, and he was blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. Akira walked hh
28: Avian influenza mm are . know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened in the street caught flirting with former girlfriend and the new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: ! It felt like the People's Daily mm as real hh
32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics you?
Sister: Yeah!
Line of Duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I really stepped on the dog blind feces will marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on .. ....< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D What the?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? < br> A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster!! !!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
ants back from the desert home, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day a woman was caught for drug use police, police saw her hand tattoos and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had .. h. A drug that is not fast addict
looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes of the police said
This is hate Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend driving out for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
through the woods, accidentally taken to a gibbon droppings,
kind of apes the apes cleaned differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
gorilla said : Dead fat ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car when crossing the road a bit and yelled: : There is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time found myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins went off again polar bear, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh door, said: Home play ~ more bun ah? ;
46: Little said: color.
48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: the like, said to him: it? pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: !
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
very surprised the other sausages to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: children ran to pick fruits of.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: Apple, because I picked the apples. Xiao Ming stood up but silent.
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah! < br> Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long face what speech!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest, I shouted to a man!
little boy again the next day that woman from the window out of date lay a man,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field ,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
after the bird in the past ..... .
that snow, cold in death ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find sunglasses So crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I was a pandas.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
clearly lost the small car accident again His other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out and walk on hang around for a long time on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
then C saw A look, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: Three The first rabbit only just pull shit
the
second long ball of the
is actually the third triangular
ask it: I Yong Shounie the
66 : When will Taiwan want reunification?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: : see Xiao Ming hit his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of you?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing .
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I'm useless !
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die?
answer: starvation. floating down because too light ~ So take a long time h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! it ran ran forward to fall into the sea.
Therefore, it becomes a the river. Later, he became car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes came to a factory, the result is transformed into children spared, no horse has become a world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: The joke, it was compiled into a class, we call it Tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
acquired, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO , to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a personal encounter God
day is good when God suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
The man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person stand idly by ,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks,
results of a train in the past,
the man was dead.
this Why is it?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! see have your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing, he just kept on riding in the woods turn,
Ma suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran to a lesson panting under a tree, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters spot was scared to death
86: wolves, tigers and lions who must play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror facing the mirror of the talk about the importance; this good side of people familiar ah
B said; is not it? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! I do not know you, ah?
88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer .
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? why we will be talking to?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat white cat
day
cat fell into the water to save it up
white said something to the black cat
`` Q: What does?
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small big question: Big Brother, why do we eat shit every day?
big wrote: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu in
Su: ;
93: A monkey eating peanuts before going to be a chance to eat into the bottom.
this manager explained: It has been fed peaches,
results Peach not pull out, scared monkeys fear, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients, two patients still want to escape the mental hospital.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 of the wall Next,
What? the
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance.
Con: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is TV
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo : Daddy, why do we have a thick hoof?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we doing it in the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, have an egg from its ass drilled out
hen: smelly hh br> 99: My girlfriend invited me to her house to watch movies. to her home after,
pen she wrote on the wall film r l word,
watch the two of us to sit on the toilet up.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: What do you unsteadily? Great you have bread?
she said yes, wedding night, the man cried, My God, Want Want a small bread
102: Little said: him: China, white dream Allen, green dream conditioner.
Patient: I go all the dose?
Doctor: You can see Leslie.
104: there is a bun was crossing the road, The results are not careful flattened by a truck, when it looked at his dying body,
it said: Who is the idiot day?
A: Japanese
106: where a nun to the priest confessor: What you call him? The. .
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